Quote List

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<piercings> A programmer started to cuss
<piercings> Because getting to sleep was a fuss
<piercings> As he lay there in bed
<piercings> Looping 'round in his head
<piercings> was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;

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<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms

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<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me

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<Chard> 3x12=36
<Chard> 2x12=24
<Chard> 1x12=12
<Chard> 0x12=18
<Monkey> NERD JOKE

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"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
-- Douglas Adams

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<emlodro> what country is exe
<think> binary islands

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<Xikaze> I believe my mom finally realized that calling my brother a son of a bitch
was fairly stupid on her part

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<Evan> Real Swiss chocolate? Like from actual Sweden?

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<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight
<GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

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<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's
is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

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<stoertebeker> fleshlights make me want to puke
<RifleEyes> you're not supposed to deepthroat them

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<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

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<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist!

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<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

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<Dromous> I think a church with a lightning rod shows a decided lack of confidence.

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<Cyrix> you can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long